Monday, March 3, 2008

The Cutthroats Present......

EVIL FOOL'S DAY CYCLE SLAUGHTERAMA 5

This year Slaughterama will be 4 FOUR 4 Whole days with preregistration starting via the internet and in person at the byrd theater. We will also have a survival packet benefitting Slaughterama partying costs $7.00 gets you a t-shirt, a slap koozie, stickers, posters and the zine...while they last! (stickers and zines may be acquired for free throughout the event as well

March 27, 7 pm tall bike ride sponsored by MFG - a point to point alley cat style for fun tall bike race....prizes? 12 pm Midnight Movie @ the Byrd theater Pornography of the bicycle. this is being brought to us than none other than The Reverend Phil....his Christology...the bicycle....plus drink specials at the new york deli for all of us who can't sit through a movie with out a shot and a beer!

March 28 Scavenger hunt/ alley cat staring at 3pm....GET OFF WORK!....this will end at a super awesome show...Matt&Kim, Show Me the Pink, read and the Cutthtroat cover band FREE COCAINE! Plus the grudge match Boxing party. Cutthroats VS Middle Fingers Galore at the SLUG-O-RAMA! watch the cutthroats disgrace MFG one more time! this will be at an undisclosed location...gotta scavenge to find out! NO GLASS!

March 29 the day we are all waiting for EVIL FOOL'S DAY CYCLE SLAUGHTERAMA 5, we have new events and a shit ton of new bike clubs representing! This year there is an elimination basis for the events so get in good and stay in or you'll just have to party for the rest of the day! As always we will have jousting, chariots, six pack attack, whiplash....then a few new events...the last event will be the piggy pile...so build your club a bike that can fit everyone, the bike with the most people wins. the sound system this year will be all boomboxes so bring your ghetto blaster and we'll have the transmitter! NO GLASS! After the event there will be a show @ the canal club where he weiners will be awarded $5.00 entry with spoke card! Pedals on our pirate ships, Mar Lind, Antlers & East City Rivals.

March 30 The PUT UP OR SHUT UP Polo Tournament... a $20.00 buy in winners takes all plus bragging rights polo tournament. we really want to see out of towners in this! let's make it happen. if you don't want to play come hang out relax and support your faves!

All locations will be disclosed in the event flier that will start circulating Thursday...We can't wait to see all of our friends! Let's make this one the best ever...i know we will
Love, the Cutthroats
p.s. NO GLASS!

If you are not there for this shit and live within a 200 mile radius I will not forgive you, EVER!

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